I will make you to take off your shoes in my house. And never, ever try to get on the bed with your shoes on. I like to use chopsticks in new and interesting ways. Pro-tip: Refill everyone else's cup before your own, going from oldest to youngest. Prepare for a lifetime of finding knots of long black hairs in the shower drain, in the vacuum cleaner, on the carpet, everywhere, all the time.14. Having been taught to use chopsticks before I learned to speak, I consider them to be the best utensils. If you pour tea for yourself before my Yeh Yeh, you will be judged accordingly. I don't understand why anyone would eat Flaming Hot Cheetos without chopsticks (keeps the Cheetos dust from getting on the fingers). Don't assume I know how to speak fill-in-the-blank-Asian language. Doesn't matter who's with me, when I'm eating out, I'm going to reach for the check first. With parents and aunts and uncles getting into physical altercations over who gets to pay for dinner. I didn't necessarily grow up speaking any language other than English. I'll expect you to pick up a few words of said language if you don't know it already. You'll never be able to get to the check faster than I can! My parents will immediately reject you as a suitor. I started keeping a list of cool and interesting questions to ask a guy a while ago in an attempt to avoid awkward silences and generic conversation.
Dannah and Dani may only be 5 and 6 years old respectfully, but they have boy smarts way beyond their years. "Let em know, let em know" 😂 #curlyhair #theellenshow #danianddannah #kidmodel #gapkids #picoftheday #igbabies #cutekid #frobabies #curlygirl #tutu A post shared by Dani and Dannah (@danianddannah) on See, when Dannah started having boy troubles in school, she and her sister were happy to spell out the whole drama on camera with mom, Dani Lockett.A voice off-camera asks her, “So you told him no and then what happened? According to the little girl, the ex gave her a beaded bracelet in attempt to win back her affection. Her response is flawless: “I will take the bracelet but I won’t take you! While she’s telling her story, another little girl is adding her own commentary (both in perfect facial expressions and words) to the tale, adding an additional layer of hilarity and adorableness to the video. , little girls dole out their best romance advice to adult women. like a boy that will be nice to you" and "You have to make sure he's very caring ...Hey, dating drama is real, even when you’re in pre-school. He wants to get back with me and I’m gonna be like, No, no, no! Can these two please help us navigate our latest romantic saga? In a video posted to Twitter by social media star Nana Jibril, the little girl is recounting the very dramatic events of her day at school. ” She is clearly aware that she’s a prize and that no one deserves her awesomeness, especially after they’ve already toyed with her heart.